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 Dear Tyra,

Do not fail to bring the lulz tonight.
I will be watching with my pint of Ben and Jerry's
xoxo, gemma







Jesus, I still remember the shit-fest that ensued when the auditions for this were held.



Current Mood:
ecstatic ecstatic
Current Music:
dangerous(1995 VMA performance)
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 I cannot believe my friends allowed these atrocious bangs to ever grace my face.


Aww, My canary yellow Lacoste Cardigan :'(
Stupid Jess, made me lose that on our ski trip

 
Current Mood:
nostalgic nostalgic
Current Music:
The Jacksons- Shake Your Body(Down To The Ground)
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 OMG, today my professor said that his son once dated her and I nearly fainted. He better not be lying to me!!










<3
Current Location:
The roof
Current Mood:
cheerful cheerful
Current Music:
Michael Jackson- P.Y.T
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 Whilst shopping today with my mom, she and I got into a VERY interesting conversation. Even though I'm 21, single, and definitely not looking for anyone atm, my mom decided 'hey why don't we talk about gemma's favorite subject!' WEDDINGS!!!
UGH *points index finger to adjacent mouth* The whole being single let's find a man now schtick gets on my nerves and she knows it! I've told her time and time again I'm completely content with my status and when I get married it won't be an extravaganza like my parent's wedding was. One thing she said that really got to me was her wanting me to hold my ceremony at the Waldorf. Oh yes, let's have my "non-existent" wedding as of right now at the most ritzy location in New York. I swear she just says these things sometimes to pull my strings. I retorted, "Well I'm definitely not having it there." I'll most likely have one on a beach in hawaii with a bartender on hand and my bff and that's it!" She of course "Pfft" at that. 

Yes, mother, let's make my wedding's after party look like a tacky Golden Globes
Current Mood:
amused amused
Current Music:
The Strokes- Meet Me In The Bathroom
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 Today I got into a huge argument with my friend. Two guess who it was over. He seriously knows how to push my buttons when it comes to Michael, and the fact that he picks on  him just to for that fact is starting to make me second guess are friendship. What did he say???
"If I had a low-self esteem too, I'd batter my face like jacko." 
FIRST OF FUCKING ALL MY DEAR FRIEND, Michael only had TWO plastic surgeries his whole life. And well... maybe that cleft chin. But that was it! I told him to leave him alone and have some damn respect for the man. Of course, being the upper east side douche that he is he scoffed and completely ignored the subject matter. 

This picture couldn't be any more proof that Michael had very little done to his face. The media sure knew how to contrive a completely faux portrait of this man. He looked utterly attractive even near the end of his life : ' /







Current Mood:
frustrated frustrated
Current Music:
Michael Jackson- Tabloid Junkie
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 This man is like perfection.
I saw him once, AND ONLY ONCE walking in East Village a long time ago. He is such a good looking swedish man and next time I visit sweden I'm sure to come back hand and hand with a swede that looks like this.




 
Current Mood:
calm calm
Current Music:
Diana Ross- Upside Down
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Brb, going to Nordstrom to buy this






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